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Call Velocity (Call Me Maybe parody)

April 1st, 2015
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Categories: Just For Fun


 

Lyrics by Dan Purcell. Original song is ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen.

It used to crash every day
angry folks all dismayed
“It’s not my fault,” they would say
It’s time to redo my site

It was looking arcane
Explorer caused such a pain
It’s driving me insane
It’s time to redo my site

My heart was beating
Great Service guaranteeing
Design, Dev, and Marketing
Who you think I went with, baby?

Hey, I gotta tell you
It’s so easy
Here’s their number
Call Velocity

Development done right
You’ll be happy
Here’s their number
Call Velocity

Hey, I gotta tell you
It’s so easy
Here’s their number
Call Velocity

All the other firms…
drive me crazy!
So here’s their number,
Call Velocity

They’re working on a design
Follow custom outlines
My business they will streamline
They’re building me a new site

Training me on my Dash
Shopping cart will kick trash!
Gotta clear my cache
They’re building me a new site

(repeat the chorus)

Before you redid my site,
it was so bad
it was so bad
it was so so bad

Before they came into my life
I was so sad!
I was so sad
I was so so sad.

So Call Velocity!

435-767-1732

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